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Crazy instructor 1984

Crazy instructor 1984

James Yi Lui plays a man who makes the other believe that he knows kung fu and teaches to young children, until he has to leave  the village in order to escape the men of a man he fought and defeated thanks to the iron protections he wears on his arms and his...penis...

 

He wanders for a while and meets Lee Ta King in an inn where the two of them protect the wife of the innkeeper from two bad guys, and then, the woman wants to sleep with him, but he doesn't want to, since he tries to master the Virgin style. The woman is so angry that she makes her husband believe that he tried to rape her and he has to escape again and he meets a vagabond with whom he becomes friend and the two of them are later engaged as Captain of security an,d policeman in a town by the major. This latter's main man ( Wei Ping Ao) discovers that Yi Lui knows nothing in kung fu and they decide to keep him in order to go on their illegal activities, among which there is a casino in which the innkeeper's wife is now an hostess, since she has been chased by her husband. The two bosses of the casino are Adam Cheng and Little Unicorn (if i'm not mistaken) and the security agents are none other than Lydia Shum and three of four other women who fight with the two policemen who dared to close the casino.

The major discovers that Yi Lui is aware of a tomb in a cave where there is a lot of gold and he and his men try to make him talk and find the mine, but Lee Ta King, who is an agent who wants to discover if there is really a gold mine in the region, fights with the bandits and they finally succeed in arresting them.

 

 

Well...The only interest of this movie are the fights in which appear Lee Ta king. The rest if pure comedy, with Lydia Shum as an expert in kung fu, Adam Cheng in a parody of himself in several short fights (he appears at around 40mn in the movie and stays for around 15 mn all in all), same comment for Little Unicorn, and, as I already said in some posts (if I remember well), I don't like Yi Lui very much and this movie didn't make me appreciate him a little bit more...

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